Out of the mouth of the dog

I don't know what happened Saturday night, but Jen was running all over, just a hootin' and ahollerin' about something. She had bought that morning a really cute hat, kind of a beret, and I must say she did look quite fetching . . . for a human and all. Anyway, I don't know if that was the cause for all the silliness. I wonder why Jen bought that hat; in fact, I wonder why humans buy any clothes at all. And not just one outfit, but they buy many clothes, and look different everyday! They also take baths just about every day. Four times a year is four times too many for me. I just don't get it. And going to a special room to answer the call of nature-don't they know how much easier it is just to squat any old place and do what you need to do? So weird!!
Anyway, my name is Rufus. I am a 20 lb. pomeranian mix (very handsome) with red hair and dark eyes. My eyes are really brought out by the black streak of hair on the side of my face. I like romantic walks to the convenience store, and laying belly-up on the couch. Check out my profile on e-harmony, or check my MySpace.