Scene from the life of a smarty-pants and her dad

Big JB, the dad: "I made you."
Little JB, the sweet and sarcastic, smarty-pants daughter: "No you didn't. God made me."
Dad: "No, I made you."
Daughter, showing him her brown birthmark on her white skin: "Well, you didn't do a very good job!!!"
Dad, laughing,speechless, caught off guard with no comeback: "That's where God ran out of white skin and had to make a patch."
Daughter, with a triumphant twinkle in her eye, knowing she had outwitted her dad: "Oh, so NOW God made me."
Dad admits defeat and says no more.